Dale Steyn At His Best

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DALE STEYN has been honoured by leading cricket website ESPN Cricinfo for his match-winning bowling performance against India at Nagpur last year.

Steyn took career-best figures of 7/51 on a flat pitch to help the Proteas’ Castle Test squad beat India by an innings in the first of two Test matches played in February, 2010.

ESPN Cricinfo’s jury voted Steyn’s effort the best Test match bowling performance during the period under review. The awards were announced in Bangaluru, where the Proteas are currently based, on Monday.

India’s VVS Laxman won the batting award for his innings of 96 against the Proteas at Sahara Stadium Kingsmead in December while Sachin Tendulkar’s unique double century against the Proteas at Gwalior last year was predictably named the ODI batting performance of the year.

The voting of the judging panel is indicative that the Test series (both in India and South Africa) rivalry between the Proteas and India provided the most significant contests in world cricket in 2010.

Steyn’s performances in the past 6 months will make him a strong contender when the ICC hold their own awards ceremony in the second half of this year. He was previously named Test cricketer of the year in 2008.

The Proteas play their second warm-up match for the ICC Cricket World Cup against Australia on Tuesday (11am start SA time).

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The First Encounter

The plan was to go and drown all the excitement in a manly way, thats strictly no ciders or pink drinks but simply beer. The match has been the biggest talk of the town , Bafana Bafana had just played to a 1-all draw against Mexico and every South African fan's hopes were on the boys rampaging Uruguay. 

The night was very cold at one stage I felt like the I was lost in an Eskimo home. I could hardly feel my ears let alone my toes, fortunately there was a coffee vending machine but there was huge que. I finally got my turn and got a cappuccino, it was very hot but my body was way too cold I needed 3 cups atleast.

We lost the game and you can imagine how cold it became especially considering the 3-0 scoreline. My appetite for a beer or two vanished, I felt like a teetotaler when they smell alcohol. I wished I could just fly to be with my baby, she always had away for making sure my chips are up when something gets them down.  One thing for sure I was not in the mood for some cuddling ,I just wanted some TLC. You know what that means, I need just some tender loving and care. I am a big fan of football but I have never let a loss get to me. That day it was different, my head was very light and my stomach way too tight but I was not hungry at all.

It was the 16th of June , thats a historic day in South African history under which we celebrate the lives of the youth that sacrificed their lives for the freedom of this country. I slept over at a friend's place , both of us were bitter after the loss. We probable had high hopes that the team will overrun Uruguay and progress to the knockout stages of the 2010 Fifa World Cup.

A loud Eminem "Not Afraid" ringtone on my cellphone woke me up, I was not in the mood to take a call especially those with restricted identity. I thought it was some journalists from abroad looking to rub in some salts in my wounds after I had stood on the table and proclaimed that we will thrash Uruguay 3-0. Ironically they gave us a thumping by that score, I just had to swallow my words and pride. I simply had to shut up and everyone around me who had nothing better to talk about needed to shut up.

The moment I saw her name flushing on my screen I felt my rock hard heart melting and my face too turning in too a waterfall like smile. She wanted to see me urgently. It got me worried because I had switched off my phone the whole night and I thought it was going to be one fight that will end up with some kissing and make up. I was tired, hungry and still a bit angry, I mean bitter of the loss.

I took a cab to her place and on arrival she opened the door for me. Looking in my tired eyes she said, look at you my baby you so tired. She made me some coffee , it always makes me feel better. Maybe coffee has some powdered TLC , the fact that it was the love of my life that made it it made it even more comforting.

We usually played loud music together and also acted some mini movie scenes which I believe some of the world's biggest directors would surely like. That morning I wanted everything soft and smooth, as if she felt it she gave me soft smooch which got my battery charged a bit.

She pushed me down on the couch on my back and slowed me down, my engine was heating up quick. I needed to slow down; but unlike usually I didn't rush to pull off her top because everytime the encounters never reached that dead end. She usually dropped me like an egg from the 15th floor with that , am not ready phrase. It got me frustrated everytime she did it but I remembered one day when I was in the middle of writing a poem and words just did not come out. Then just one line made my hand dance the samba on paper, it read "True love waits". Was this true love, when am tortured and left to go like my feelings did not matter? That kept me even much closer to her, I realised that its more than just sex that makes a good relationship. 

This was going to be her first time and I felt the pressure which comes with breaking new ground, you know that feeling you get when you have the sciccor at a ribbon cutting ceremony and millions of people are present. She glide on top of me and put her forefinger over my mouth as to silence anything I was about to say. She said in a mere whisper, "Slow down big boy  let me show you something".

She was right I was hitting 240km/h in seconds like the engine of a Ferrari, hard and fast. She was so beautiful and feminine how could I resist? I did not have to resist because she wanted me to have everything on the menu - she just wanted me to "play with my food" first for a while. I allowed my hands to explore her body and still did not turn on the ignition because of the past experience that saw me live with a hard on and struggled to cover it with my T-shirt for the world not to see.

If humans had car-like engines then the females would surely come with an engraver which reads,"Heat It Up First". Men can go from 0-100 in just 10 seconds but the female engine needs to be warmed up and lubricated before they can run the big race. 

More like diesel engines that take for ever to get the car started on a winter morning. Some females love a good quickie sometimes but when it comes to real sex and real love-making the game any woman wants a bit of a body tour ,foreplay thats what the expects call it.

Foreplay is most definitely the starting point of a good lover. A good lover is not measured in penis length or bra size. Good lovers do not possess magic powers or have hypnotic potions that create this aura about their sexual prowess. A good lover is about giving and satisfying their partner through seduction and unselfish behavior. Nothing exemplifies this more than foreplay. It is the game before the real game. 

Before I knew it , she had ripped her top up and was now gliding for shirt. I could not believe it was about happen, her first time and our very first encounter beyond just cuddling. Both of us were in their birthday suites now within a flash and the temperature was rising every second. I could feel her warm breath around my neck as I ran my hand around the exotic areas of her body. With our tongues interlocked I could feel some body magic from her filtering down my chest and sending shivers of affection down my spine as we kissed passionately.

She was scared, she had to be as this was her first time and friends had shared their experiences. I had to calm her down, assure her that its not going to hurt as much as she had been coerced to accept and believe. I looked in her glowing eyes, maybe it was tears because her eyes were so sparkling so it wasn't tears of pain it was just panic mixed with desire. I wiped the tears off and looked her in the eyes and said, "Lovey, the pain is in your brain. If you believe that its going to hurt then it will hurt like hell burning bones with sulphuric acid". For a moment I felt like a psychologist, this was the moment that had to get us even closer and it had to happen in a manner that we both shall remember.

I then took her hands, they we so cold because of fear I reckon although it was a cold day outside. We tongue locked for about a minute without anyone saying a word there she moved her legs apart. She moved side ways but the deed was done, she started urging me to go on and on but with caution. She kept saying, "Don't be too fast, come on throw it in slower slower sloooweerrrrr". Our first encounter was a quckie, it last long enough a first timer can handle.

I was looking forward to the second encounter, which was surely going to be different one all together. She was now an experienced participant.

Chapter II

Somebody once said ,"Women I like monkeys, they never let go of a branch before they get hold of another". I kept asking myself was I that stronger branch of the tree such that she kept hanging on even though I lied to her and got her mad. We had fights in between which instead of pushing us apart drew us even closer. 

I have never never loved not even came close to but whenever I looked at her eyes there was something which I couldn't find a name for. They were glowing, telling the untold stories and the myth that gave my heart a beating twice than normal. I used to just do them and not care about their feelings, I guess its part of growing up as now I even started putting her feelings before mine. Her happiness became my daily quest , I was inlove and still I am. She failed to show me what love is, but she did well making me feel the feeling that had eluded me for more than two decades.

It is a known fact that people are different but not always in terms of their needs and wants especially them ladies. She wants a good listener, somebody who talks less and keeps nodding even if her loud is simply sounding nothing. Attention leads every girl’s list of wants and needs, what is attention? She is no exception, but me being born a writer I sometime talk too much and it simply got her irate but the good thing about her she would tell me that am a loud mouth. Well it comes with the job , I mean for five days a week I spend 3 hours talking and hoping millions are listening. I talked a lot because she was more introverted at times and it made me feel like am working at a graveyard. 

Attention is when you call, text and pretend very well to be listening to what she says. Be warned, attention does get too much for her to handle, its just like how heavy fame can get on footballers.

Girls love a guy who tells the truth. Ofcourse the truth to her is not the utmost truth but simply what she wants to hear. Take for instance , she stands in front of you asking what do you think about her body. Heavens, that’s why there are mirrors and they never lie to anyone for fear does not govern. I mean if there was something eye catching about your body , a man will always commend. Besides they always ask with an invicible gun stuck on his head and as a defensive mechanism man always tell her what hshe wants to hear.

How do I know what she wants to hear? Well if its about her body then try to think about her favorite model or celebrity lady, take a quick scrutiny of her looks or features then you will know what she wants you to tell her. She is a big fan of RnB sensation Usher Raymond and whenever I wanted to get her to relax I would simply play one of the artists tracks.

If you want to remember your woman's birthday for the rest of your entire life then forget it once. I will always remember hers not because I have forgotten it before but because I didn't know what to get her. She is so priceless to me that if possible I could have got her the moon so it would shine for her and her alone. Her beauty comes vivid everyday when I do my routine watching of sunset and the moon rising.

The second encounter was looming , I craved it like her craving hot wings from Chicken Licken. If your man aint pushing for it then he is surely getting it somewhere else, I wasn't pushing her. I grew up under the tutelage of a military commander-like father who wants things done right there right away. She turned me down when I wanted to get it on and I would live her place furious. In my head I would be thinking of a booty call to rid myself all the anger but I learnt that true love is more than just sex.

Chapter III

I used to envy this thing called growing up, little did I know that it comes with so much responsibility and demands. Part of that is making tough decisions that always don't define the kind of person you are or even as a result of your choice.

Letting go of somebody you shared you deep darkest secrets with, that one person who made you feel like you could fly only to realise the ground is too close below your feet. One attempt to try taking off will result in a big bang that will leave your frontline all over the surface.

You find the pig in the mud, clean it and feed it but then all that will go to waste because it will always go back into the dirt. Well thats how they are.

Its every youngman's dream to have a beast on the road with a roaring engine that sends shivers down the spine of other drivers on the highway and when a woman comes to tell you that you can't have it, thats like crashing a dream. 

Part I: Where Is A Man's Confidence Rooted?

I have heard stories about where a man's confidence comes from but funny enough its the ladies who make some of the wildest guesses.

1) The Shoes

Ever realised how confident a man is when there are wearing expensive, quality or high class shoes. It feels like the ground is just too hard for your soft steps and you can feel the eyes of the people looking in admiration as if they will uproot you. Imagine when a woman is driving a fancy car and you are on your two series, then atleast you gotta have nice shoes to feel much more like a real man not her tour guide.

2) New Boxer

Sounds ridiculous especially considering that a boxer is a concealed underneath garment. Well tell you what most guys would agree that when you wearing brand new designer or rather expensive stylish boxers you feel like you ontop of the world. Besides in case of some unexpected crashes when you have to be undressed then you don't have to worry about those loud mouths who always look for that negative thing to spite you. A new boxer even gives you the confidence to try new things even wierdos. You do not even hesitate to go for a one night stand , you just become an extroveted somebody that the world has never seen

3) His Woman

Beauty only is just not enough, well that depends on who that man hangs out with. Who would want to have his woman around when all she knows better is makeup and the latest flavor of Cardibury chocolates. I mean a man's confidence will get props if his woman is  smart on the outside and above all upstairs, in the brains. There are times a man goes out with their woman and wish they could tell their friends or collegues that she is deaf and dumb, use sign language. Very few people do understand sign language and the moment they hear that they feel out of it.

4) Fat Wallet

It is one of the 17 unwritten Laws of Guyship that a man must be the provider. Take time to watch the movie "Why Did I Get Married Too", Troy just did enjoy life knowing that its his woman who provided everything since he had just became jobless. How many times has your mother told you what she bought with her own money without the help of you dad? You will never see a man calling his kids aside to show them or even point out what he bought from his pockets, its because a man feels man enough when he provides.

Five Pink Lies...

"I don't mind if you go to the movies with your female friend."

My word every man would die to have that kind of a lady. What a pink lie this is and even a 5 year old can  tell that  this  is simply too good to be true. Word to the wise: It's only a question of how much they mind.

Women use this one  to make themselves seem less pathetically needy but the truth is that she is worried sick about what might happen when those lights go off as the movie begins. She is actually imaging what you usually do together at the movies could well happen again with your "Friend". Then the question you probably have now is why does she have to lie, well she is saving her face or my personal favorite , she is testing you.

For the same reasons, they are also lying when they say they don't mind you checking out other women in front of them.
You're probably better off just not going. Ask yourself: Are two hours of bare booty worth weeks, even months, of bitchy comments?

"I will take care of the bill today don't worry, you always pay anyway."

Hhahahahah, so you actually believe her?Well the truth is it doesn't apply to all women, but every 9 in 10 women still expect the men to pay for things. She avoiding you taking her for some cheap ride when you always pay the bills. 

"Men should always at least offer to pay for dinner if they have asked the woman out. If she protests vigorously , then go Dutch; if she just protests casually, she's only doing it out of politeness -- so pay for it."

"That was flippen great, damn you are a tiger!"

Heheheheh what tiger, my word you just been likened to a cat . This lie falls under the broad category of sex lies. When women are committed to a man, they focus on him, often believing, time and time again, that he is "the one." Because girls have this tendency, they also tell guys whatever they think they want to hear, just to make them feel good about themselves.
When it comes to sex, that most sensitive of topics, it's safe to say that you should take most things she tells you with a grain of salt.When she tells you those that lie, it is advisable to simply laugh and change the subject, as if to say:

"I'm just not ready for a boyfriend right now."

What a tired statement , do women really expect a man to believe that? Well unless if it is her more respectable and soft way  to say , "Go to hell idiot, you are not my type. Suck you toes and take the free way". Funny enough because it is often accompanied by another excuse which reads, "I just came out of a bad relationship, and I don't want to be hurt again," or "I'm just too busy with my career right now to have a boyfriend." Do you believe all that? 

Read the above statements again ,she is simply telling you that she is single and so into you way more than Tamia wrote "I am so into you" .She has to play hard to get, no one wants to look that cheap even if they are.If  she seems uncomfortable, avoids eye contact, talks too much or comes up with numerous excuses then she is lying , she wants you to try harder stupid!! Simply let it go and don't bother letting her know that you see through it. Take the easy way out by pretending you believe her for your own personal dignity, and just walk away she will head hunt you. Thats so cool, isn't it guys?

"I'm not mad at you."

Oh, yes only a blindfolded man should believe that cliche. Ofcourse you cant be off the hook that easy don't be that stupid to even come close to believing that.  This lie is one that every lady has told more than once and you probably believed. Typically, women who have been hurt by men in their lives  often use this phrase as an emotional defense. 

Instead of admitting that she's actually hurt and you really the most disgusting thing to her at that moment by his relatively minor offense, the woman will halfheartedly pretend that she doesn't care at all. In reality, she does care, very much so, but doesn't want to look as if she is Ms Difficult which ofcourse she is

Well don't waste time being all sorry immediately because she wishes she had a gun to shoot you and kill you for a little while. So save yourself some time and headaches, simply call her  after she has calmed down and discuss the issue.

Five Girlfriends You Should Date At Once

Little Trophy

It is every man's dream to have a pretty lady, I don't know your definition of physical beauty but yeah you surely catch the drift. It is that women you wanna go out with in public places and want the rest of the world to see you with.  Her beauty gets your friends licking their lower lips and you just drowning in some great ATTENTION!! She doesn't call you by name and neither do you , both of you have those fancy little names which you call eachother with. She screams at every little thing and a spider will get her sweating. She has the body which sees you hands meander up and down not some straight bottle typo thang. She has a huge ego, when you tell her she is beautiful she just looks at you and says nothing and deep inside says, "I know that, its now a cliche to me". She walks with confidence and always up to date with fashion trends. Whenever you guys have a fight the next thing she doesn't want you to pay for anything or carry her bags as she usually do.

Big Mouth

When you can't find some sleep you surely need something that makes meaningless noisy non stop. Say Eskom has done it again as always and now you do not have a radio or tv to make you fall asleep quickly, thats where this one comes in. She will go on and on not even aware that you are dead asleep. She doesn't care much about what you got to say, she would be excited still even iof you spend the whole year having said only those  three ancient words to her. To her its not all about proof, the word of mouth is enough. She loves a great listener, like really which man is a great listener especially to their ladies?? Non

Bamboo Face

Every man has one or has had this one at some stage of their lives. She would make a perfect candidate for scary movie without any changes to her natural looks. She takes every little word that you say and she looks up to you for everything. This is that lady whom you do not want your friends to see you with, when you at the mall with her its usually very far away. As if that is not enough when you walking together you always keep a metre distance between yourself and her, well thats if she has realised that you like walking behind her instead of besides her. She loves compliments especially those which even the blind know are ironic. Definately one to go to a party with, every guy will respect your property even without the sign "Perpetrators Will Suffer The Consequences ". I forgot to mention late night parties not day parties ofcourse, you probably met her after a couple of tequilas.

Mutey

She is always quite and does everything the way you want it. You always ask here for her opinion on things she never offers. She believes every little thing you tell her and when you on date she is always looking at the place with much envy , well her eyes will always glow. When you have a problem she just listens to you and never gives you any advice, which man uses a lady's advice anyway?? This lady just loves being with you and does everything the way you want them and she would even read a manual about you if you could give it to her. When you change the channel from soapies to sports or car torque she makes herself a drink lies on your chest and read a Cosmopolitan Magazine

Independento

This one is Ms Loaded, she pays her bills and even yours without questions. She never asks for her change back and loves junk food. She does not hesitate to take you out and always know how to spoil your plans with boys. When you are with her people think its you mum if not aunty well thats if she has some biggest loser potential type of body and if she is slender they think its probably your well paid cousin who is excited about being in Africa for the first time.

NB: All these five women combined make one dream lady for ever Guy!! I stand to be corrected though....thats why man practise affirmative dating because its difficult to find that kind of woman in one lady

5 Things He Wishes You Know...

1 Calling you on the phone does not mean what you think it means.

 Its amazing how a girl immediateltly thinks you want her when you call her. Yeah its true that these days romance is a call or text message away but thats being too stereotyped.  Nearly every guy  feels scores of pressure from girls when it comes to calling.

I mean a guy calling a girl is usually intepreted as a guy admitting he likes her, but that's not usually the case. It's more like he is calling because he might like you. Guys always try to avoid calling because the next day the girl acts like she owns them and usually if she is the shy type suddenly she can barely talk to him because she's scared. 

Then there are those who think they have the romantic upper hand , they always hangup when the guy calls them. For whatever reason you do that just know from today that he is calling you  because you're cute , nice or he is bored. If you treat him like  a dog just because you  you convinced yourself that you're cool enough to dial up, then trust me he is seeing a slut in you

The long and short of it all is that, for a guy, it's just a phone call, not a confession of undying love. Allow it to sink in you skull whether thick or thin.

2 You are much prettier without all that makeup.

If we can do a quick survey right here on facebook trust me a bulk of guys will confirm that they just can't, stand makeup. Its in every guy's nature to avoid unnecessary complaints which might led to an argument then he is eventually hated for life. Every guy dreams of a pretty face  but certainly not a face that looks like it was bottled up in a bucket of paint.  

More paint on you face means the opposite of what you intend to convey. Next time you stand infront of the mirror, remember this little prose.

3 Gossiping, whispering and writing notes is not so coooool

I wonder who is this moron who told ladies that passing notes around in class is so coooool, if only you knew what guys think of that trust me you would stop it right away. Its even worse when the ladies look right at the guy  then whisper to each other and laugh. Do they want him to think they're talking about him? Well ofcourse the guy believes they are talking about him. And if it's really true and they are talking about him, then that's just so..(complete the statement)

Rude is actually the shortest word to describe the ordeal.

4 PMS is no excuse to he mean.

Its a known fact that girls get weird at 'that time of the month,but guys simply find it hard to grasp why you have to act like  there are your worst enemy. Take for instance your own blood sister sister acts like she wishes you ,her  brother was dead just because you  won't give her the remote control, but all that's going on is she's PMSing. Screaming at him and freaking out on him is just not ayoba to put in popular terms.

Guys already know what you're thinking: Boys just don't understand what it feels like to wake up with serious cramps and have to get up from that warm bed at 6 a.m. to put on tight jeans over a bloated belly so you can go do fractionals in homeroom. So, yeah, we feel your pain--and we really mean feel it. But that's the point: Boys don't.

 Look, face it--the hormones that go with menstruating affect moods and, yeah, sometimes make a girl mean as a hungry dog. But barking at a boy because you don't feel well? Just deal the best you can by taking care of yourself. This includes not totally indulging in caffeine, sugar or greasy foods--all three aggravate physical and emotional symptoms. Get plenty of sleep, drink loads of water, and take lots of warm baths--yes, even in the afternoon when you get home from school. Soaking in bubbles while daydreaming is an on-your-period girl's best friend.

you know sometimes guys sit and wonder if you know that after you snap at him for something he did not even get close to doing a simple, "Sorry--I was in a bad state of mind yesterday" could go a long way. No lengthy, drawn-out explanations necessary. He'll never fully understand, so don't even attempt.

5 If you like him, just tell him.

Somebody tell us men, why ladies simply love flirting and act like they like a guy, and then later ignore him?. Could it be what I think, that maybe the flirting thing is to ladies what the phone is to guys: You're just flirting to feel him out, and it doesn't have to mean anything heavy?

But for guys, if you're smiling and being nice to him, well, then you want him for a boyfriend.There is a big difference between just being cool and flirting, I mean every guy can tell if a girl is just talking to him or if she has a thing for him.

Based on that school of thought, when you want to make friends with a guy, striking up a random conversation could be misinterpreted as major flirting. So what is the safe middle ground? If you like him, just tell him do not play cat and mouse. If you don't, say you're not into him simple as that, guys are palliative to rejection so do not worry yourself.

Yeah it doesn't take a rocket scientist to tell guys that you ladies find it difficult to tell him that you are so into him. It takes courage courage to be honest and yeah remember I always say everything in life is difficult but not impossible so you can do it.

I feel so cold...

I inside feel so very cold
Tears roll down your cheeks
As i watch the ordeal so bold
I knew were almost freaks
All brains shaped in one mould
As mine pen writes, each word your heart it pricks
I feel so cold and heavly trod
Mine heart is battered and butched
Sliced and slashed by your sword like words
Your words that creat and destroy
Creat anger ,hate and a long for revenge
Your words destroy smiles across faces of new borns.
What are you smiling at?
You reaped me wide open and now all doing is scavenge.
Like a vulture you cleaned white my bones.
I feel so cold thinking about you next prey
How are you planning to trap him?
Jah above redemy us I pray.
I feel so cold about what i am about.
The should have beens never be
But this time you have to know
Knowing is not enough you have to see
This one is for real and for sure

17 LAWS OF DE-ATTRACTION FOR MEN

Law 1

When a woman slaps you, kiss the hell out of her easy as that!! If she still slaps you after that then take it as a thank you token for a great moment.

Law 2:

 When yr lady dumps you, move on with her friend and makesure both of them are on facebook. Or even better anyone available within her family line do not draw the line because you got nothing more to lose especially after losing the conveyor belt of you soul?

Law 3:

 She gets you stood up, get yourself somebody else right there where you are. Switch off your phone and record a voicemail message saying, "Am out having a life ,do your self a favour and get one too" 

 Law 4:

 When she ignores your callz , then send her a one word sms with a full stop. For instance, just say Goodnight. Just make sure you do not include those lovey dovey fancy names you call her with

 Law 5: 

When she dumps you and tells you that atleast you can be friends. Tell her that all your friends come with benefits and you certainly can't make her an exception. Its either your way or the free way,be as assertive as possible.

 Law 6: 

When she hardly callz you and you the only one always making the first move then block "Please Call Me" messages on your phone. Call her friend three times a day instead, ask the friend to pass a silly message to her.

 Law 7:

 Never answer questions from her about your new romantic life. Women love to ask things they do not wanna hear and later accuse you of deliberately hurting them. Always find something to shift he focus on the subject relating to you new romance.

 Law 8:

 When she invites you with a new profile on mxit, twitter or facebook and pretends to be somebody else for whatever reason just play along. Above all makesure you tell her what kind of a terrible gf you got and then after that ask her out to show that she aint Ms Universe after all lol

Law 9:

 Release a Facebook Press Statement(FPS) about all your Exs and future Exs after every new break up. In the statement be sarcastic , thank them for what they did not do and use clean words to keep your reputation intact.

Law 10:

 Always set yourself a new record of moving on after every break up. Just for a start ,the current record is 3 minutes , lets see if you can beat that. Goodluck*wink*

Law 11:

When she finally calls you to tell you about miserable her life is just avoid talking too much. Listen to her attentively like never before and then ask her what is she suggesting then. Its an unwritten guy law, saying no to a woman is way fatal that a double edged sword, do what a guy gotta do.

Law 12:

If you have already moved on , remember you should already have broken that 3 minutes record then ask her how far prepared she is to work things out again. Be cautious , think with your brains not your heart as women often do. Take your time but in the end make the decision which will benefit you, do not worry about your happiness.

Law 13:

Ask her what are the new conditions of the NEW START?  Makesure you understand very well and let the game begin. Remember do not breakup with anything or anyone.

Law 14:

Do not agree or disagree with any of her suggestions well thats if you have already moved on. It helps to to be a shareholder in a number of companies so that should the other be hit hard by the recession you still remain on your firm on your feet.

Law 15

Makesure you not as available for her as you where before. Always find an excuse especially when she wants you more on that day. Sure her that the relationship is all about sacrifice for both sides not you and you alone.

Law 16:

When you feel you miss her, go out and have you favourite drink with you worst enemies so you could feel good when those who hate you have their attention fixed on you. Remember after drinking you do not sleep where you usually do and you do not live with the one who was not sitting across the table. Their name doesn't matter, there is a reason why they ccall it a one night stand.

Law 17

Be a magnet, whatever gets attracted to you just trap it. Its called having a life, joys of being a man. The more you do the better your name in the hierarchy of Machoism. Taste the waters as much as you can, do not worry about drowning your friends will always be there to makesure you quickly forget the ordeal.