Five Pink Lies...

"I don't mind if you go to the movies with your female friend."

My word every man would die to have that kind of a lady. What a pink lie this is and even a 5 year old can  tell that  this  is simply too good to be true. Word to the wise: It's only a question of how much they mind.

Women use this one  to make themselves seem less pathetically needy but the truth is that she is worried sick about what might happen when those lights go off as the movie begins. She is actually imaging what you usually do together at the movies could well happen again with your "Friend". Then the question you probably have now is why does she have to lie, well she is saving her face or my personal favorite , she is testing you.

For the same reasons, they are also lying when they say they don't mind you checking out other women in front of them.
You're probably better off just not going. Ask yourself: Are two hours of bare booty worth weeks, even months, of bitchy comments?

"I will take care of the bill today don't worry, you always pay anyway."

Hhahahahah, so you actually believe her?Well the truth is it doesn't apply to all women, but every 9 in 10 women still expect the men to pay for things. She avoiding you taking her for some cheap ride when you always pay the bills. 

"Men should always at least offer to pay for dinner if they have asked the woman out. If she protests vigorously , then go Dutch; if she just protests casually, she's only doing it out of politeness -- so pay for it."

"That was flippen great, damn you are a tiger!"

Heheheheh what tiger, my word you just been likened to a cat . This lie falls under the broad category of sex lies. When women are committed to a man, they focus on him, often believing, time and time again, that he is "the one." Because girls have this tendency, they also tell guys whatever they think they want to hear, just to make them feel good about themselves.
When it comes to sex, that most sensitive of topics, it's safe to say that you should take most things she tells you with a grain of salt.When she tells you those that lie, it is advisable to simply laugh and change the subject, as if to say:

"I'm just not ready for a boyfriend right now."

What a tired statement , do women really expect a man to believe that? Well unless if it is her more respectable and soft way  to say , "Go to hell idiot, you are not my type. Suck you toes and take the free way". Funny enough because it is often accompanied by another excuse which reads, "I just came out of a bad relationship, and I don't want to be hurt again," or "I'm just too busy with my career right now to have a boyfriend." Do you believe all that? 

Read the above statements again ,she is simply telling you that she is single and so into you way more than Tamia wrote "I am so into you" .She has to play hard to get, no one wants to look that cheap even if they are.If  she seems uncomfortable, avoids eye contact, talks too much or comes up with numerous excuses then she is lying , she wants you to try harder stupid!! Simply let it go and don't bother letting her know that you see through it. Take the easy way out by pretending you believe her for your own personal dignity, and just walk away she will head hunt you. Thats so cool, isn't it guys?

"I'm not mad at you."

Oh, yes only a blindfolded man should believe that cliche. Ofcourse you cant be off the hook that easy don't be that stupid to even come close to believing that.  This lie is one that every lady has told more than once and you probably believed. Typically, women who have been hurt by men in their lives  often use this phrase as an emotional defense. 

Instead of admitting that she's actually hurt and you really the most disgusting thing to her at that moment by his relatively minor offense, the woman will halfheartedly pretend that she doesn't care at all. In reality, she does care, very much so, but doesn't want to look as if she is Ms Difficult which ofcourse she is

Well don't waste time being all sorry immediately because she wishes she had a gun to shoot you and kill you for a little while. So save yourself some time and headaches, simply call her  after she has calmed down and discuss the issue.