Little Trophy
It is every man's dream to have a pretty lady, I don't know your definition of physical beauty but yeah you surely catch the drift. It is that women you wanna go out with in public places and want the rest of the world to see you with. Her beauty gets your friends licking their lower lips and you just drowning in some great ATTENTION!! She doesn't call you by name and neither do you , both of you have those fancy little names which you call eachother with. She screams at every little thing and a spider will get her sweating. She has the body which sees you hands meander up and down not some straight bottle typo thang. She has a huge ego, when you tell her she is beautiful she just looks at you and says nothing and deep inside says, "I know that, its now a cliche to me". She walks with confidence and always up to date with fashion trends. Whenever you guys have a fight the next thing she doesn't want you to pay for anything or carry her bags as she usually do.
Big Mouth
When you can't find some sleep you surely need something that makes meaningless noisy non stop. Say Eskom has done it again as always and now you do not have a radio or tv to make you fall asleep quickly, thats where this one comes in. She will go on and on not even aware that you are dead asleep. She doesn't care much about what you got to say, she would be excited still even iof you spend the whole year having said only those three ancient words to her. To her its not all about proof, the word of mouth is enough. She loves a great listener, like really which man is a great listener especially to their ladies?? Non
Bamboo Face
Every man has one or has had this one at some stage of their lives. She would make a perfect candidate for scary movie without any changes to her natural looks. She takes every little word that you say and she looks up to you for everything. This is that lady whom you do not want your friends to see you with, when you at the mall with her its usually very far away. As if that is not enough when you walking together you always keep a metre distance between yourself and her, well thats if she has realised that you like walking behind her instead of besides her. She loves compliments especially those which even the blind know are ironic. Definately one to go to a party with, every guy will respect your property even without the sign "Perpetrators Will Suffer The Consequences ". I forgot to mention late night parties not day parties ofcourse, you probably met her after a couple of tequilas.
Mutey
She is always quite and does everything the way you want it. You always ask here for her opinion on things she never offers. She believes every little thing you tell her and when you on date she is always looking at the place with much envy , well her eyes will always glow. When you have a problem she just listens to you and never gives you any advice, which man uses a lady's advice anyway?? This lady just loves being with you and does everything the way you want them and she would even read a manual about you if you could give it to her. When you change the channel from soapies to sports or car torque she makes herself a drink lies on your chest and read a Cosmopolitan Magazine
Independento
This one is Ms Loaded, she pays her bills and even yours without questions. She never asks for her change back and loves junk food. She does not hesitate to take you out and always know how to spoil your plans with boys. When you are with her people think its you mum if not aunty well thats if she has some biggest loser potential type of body and if she is slender they think its probably your well paid cousin who is excited about being in Africa for the first time.
NB: All these five women combined make one dream lady for ever Guy!! I stand to be corrected though....thats why man practise affirmative dating because its difficult to find that kind of woman in one lady
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