5 Things He Wishes You Know...

1 Calling you on the phone does not mean what you think it means.

 Its amazing how a girl immediateltly thinks you want her when you call her. Yeah its true that these days romance is a call or text message away but thats being too stereotyped.  Nearly every guy  feels scores of pressure from girls when it comes to calling.

I mean a guy calling a girl is usually intepreted as a guy admitting he likes her, but that's not usually the case. It's more like he is calling because he might like you. Guys always try to avoid calling because the next day the girl acts like she owns them and usually if she is the shy type suddenly she can barely talk to him because she's scared. 

Then there are those who think they have the romantic upper hand , they always hangup when the guy calls them. For whatever reason you do that just know from today that he is calling you  because you're cute , nice or he is bored. If you treat him like  a dog just because you  you convinced yourself that you're cool enough to dial up, then trust me he is seeing a slut in you

The long and short of it all is that, for a guy, it's just a phone call, not a confession of undying love. Allow it to sink in you skull whether thick or thin.

2 You are much prettier without all that makeup.

If we can do a quick survey right here on facebook trust me a bulk of guys will confirm that they just can't, stand makeup. Its in every guy's nature to avoid unnecessary complaints which might led to an argument then he is eventually hated for life. Every guy dreams of a pretty face  but certainly not a face that looks like it was bottled up in a bucket of paint.  

More paint on you face means the opposite of what you intend to convey. Next time you stand infront of the mirror, remember this little prose.

3 Gossiping, whispering and writing notes is not so coooool

I wonder who is this moron who told ladies that passing notes around in class is so coooool, if only you knew what guys think of that trust me you would stop it right away. Its even worse when the ladies look right at the guy  then whisper to each other and laugh. Do they want him to think they're talking about him? Well ofcourse the guy believes they are talking about him. And if it's really true and they are talking about him, then that's just so..(complete the statement)

Rude is actually the shortest word to describe the ordeal.

4 PMS is no excuse to he mean.

Its a known fact that girls get weird at 'that time of the month,but guys simply find it hard to grasp why you have to act like  there are your worst enemy. Take for instance your own blood sister sister acts like she wishes you ,her  brother was dead just because you  won't give her the remote control, but all that's going on is she's PMSing. Screaming at him and freaking out on him is just not ayoba to put in popular terms.

Guys already know what you're thinking: Boys just don't understand what it feels like to wake up with serious cramps and have to get up from that warm bed at 6 a.m. to put on tight jeans over a bloated belly so you can go do fractionals in homeroom. So, yeah, we feel your pain--and we really mean feel it. But that's the point: Boys don't.

 Look, face it--the hormones that go with menstruating affect moods and, yeah, sometimes make a girl mean as a hungry dog. But barking at a boy because you don't feel well? Just deal the best you can by taking care of yourself. This includes not totally indulging in caffeine, sugar or greasy foods--all three aggravate physical and emotional symptoms. Get plenty of sleep, drink loads of water, and take lots of warm baths--yes, even in the afternoon when you get home from school. Soaking in bubbles while daydreaming is an on-your-period girl's best friend.

you know sometimes guys sit and wonder if you know that after you snap at him for something he did not even get close to doing a simple, "Sorry--I was in a bad state of mind yesterday" could go a long way. No lengthy, drawn-out explanations necessary. He'll never fully understand, so don't even attempt.

5 If you like him, just tell him.

Somebody tell us men, why ladies simply love flirting and act like they like a guy, and then later ignore him?. Could it be what I think, that maybe the flirting thing is to ladies what the phone is to guys: You're just flirting to feel him out, and it doesn't have to mean anything heavy?

But for guys, if you're smiling and being nice to him, well, then you want him for a boyfriend.There is a big difference between just being cool and flirting, I mean every guy can tell if a girl is just talking to him or if she has a thing for him.

Based on that school of thought, when you want to make friends with a guy, striking up a random conversation could be misinterpreted as major flirting. So what is the safe middle ground? If you like him, just tell him do not play cat and mouse. If you don't, say you're not into him simple as that, guys are palliative to rejection so do not worry yourself.

Yeah it doesn't take a rocket scientist to tell guys that you ladies find it difficult to tell him that you are so into him. It takes courage courage to be honest and yeah remember I always say everything in life is difficult but not impossible so you can do it.

I feel so cold...

I inside feel so very cold
Tears roll down your cheeks
As i watch the ordeal so bold
I knew were almost freaks
All brains shaped in one mould
As mine pen writes, each word your heart it pricks
I feel so cold and heavly trod
Mine heart is battered and butched
Sliced and slashed by your sword like words
Your words that creat and destroy
Creat anger ,hate and a long for revenge
Your words destroy smiles across faces of new borns.
What are you smiling at?
You reaped me wide open and now all doing is scavenge.
Like a vulture you cleaned white my bones.
I feel so cold thinking about you next prey
How are you planning to trap him?
Jah above redemy us I pray.
I feel so cold about what i am about.
The should have beens never be
But this time you have to know
Knowing is not enough you have to see
This one is for real and for sure

17 LAWS OF DE-ATTRACTION FOR MEN

Law 1

When a woman slaps you, kiss the hell out of her easy as that!! If she still slaps you after that then take it as a thank you token for a great moment.

Law 2:

 When yr lady dumps you, move on with her friend and makesure both of them are on facebook. Or even better anyone available within her family line do not draw the line because you got nothing more to lose especially after losing the conveyor belt of you soul?

Law 3:

 She gets you stood up, get yourself somebody else right there where you are. Switch off your phone and record a voicemail message saying, "Am out having a life ,do your self a favour and get one too" 

 Law 4:

 When she ignores your callz , then send her a one word sms with a full stop. For instance, just say Goodnight. Just make sure you do not include those lovey dovey fancy names you call her with

 Law 5: 

When she dumps you and tells you that atleast you can be friends. Tell her that all your friends come with benefits and you certainly can't make her an exception. Its either your way or the free way,be as assertive as possible.

 Law 6: 

When she hardly callz you and you the only one always making the first move then block "Please Call Me" messages on your phone. Call her friend three times a day instead, ask the friend to pass a silly message to her.

 Law 7:

 Never answer questions from her about your new romantic life. Women love to ask things they do not wanna hear and later accuse you of deliberately hurting them. Always find something to shift he focus on the subject relating to you new romance.

 Law 8:

 When she invites you with a new profile on mxit, twitter or facebook and pretends to be somebody else for whatever reason just play along. Above all makesure you tell her what kind of a terrible gf you got and then after that ask her out to show that she aint Ms Universe after all lol

Law 9:

 Release a Facebook Press Statement(FPS) about all your Exs and future Exs after every new break up. In the statement be sarcastic , thank them for what they did not do and use clean words to keep your reputation intact.

Law 10:

 Always set yourself a new record of moving on after every break up. Just for a start ,the current record is 3 minutes , lets see if you can beat that. Goodluck*wink*

Law 11:

When she finally calls you to tell you about miserable her life is just avoid talking too much. Listen to her attentively like never before and then ask her what is she suggesting then. Its an unwritten guy law, saying no to a woman is way fatal that a double edged sword, do what a guy gotta do.

Law 12:

If you have already moved on , remember you should already have broken that 3 minutes record then ask her how far prepared she is to work things out again. Be cautious , think with your brains not your heart as women often do. Take your time but in the end make the decision which will benefit you, do not worry about your happiness.

Law 13:

Ask her what are the new conditions of the NEW START?  Makesure you understand very well and let the game begin. Remember do not breakup with anything or anyone.

Law 14:

Do not agree or disagree with any of her suggestions well thats if you have already moved on. It helps to to be a shareholder in a number of companies so that should the other be hit hard by the recession you still remain on your firm on your feet.

Law 15

Makesure you not as available for her as you where before. Always find an excuse especially when she wants you more on that day. Sure her that the relationship is all about sacrifice for both sides not you and you alone.

Law 16:

When you feel you miss her, go out and have you favourite drink with you worst enemies so you could feel good when those who hate you have their attention fixed on you. Remember after drinking you do not sleep where you usually do and you do not live with the one who was not sitting across the table. Their name doesn't matter, there is a reason why they ccall it a one night stand.

Law 17

Be a magnet, whatever gets attracted to you just trap it. Its called having a life, joys of being a man. The more you do the better your name in the hierarchy of Machoism. Taste the waters as much as you can, do not worry about drowning your friends will always be there to makesure you quickly forget the ordeal.

Just Don't Read This...

I promised to forever hold my peace ,yeah i didn't gurantee. I even louded that terms and conditions apply but since you refuse to abide then my silence is getting loud.

I just got my fingers insured for half a million because what i will write from today will cripple them if not break you. I hate it when you practice the opposite of truth on me. Your imp smile can mislead a white headed veteran of lies. When your eyes start moving to the left i know you simply lie-fying me to death.

The problem is i know no explicity words, forgive me if you find my writing dirty. What i write is the first thought that comes to my hair my brains don't think the way i write.

I wish to hate you so bad but my emotions just disappear into fat air. What is your name again? All i know is you deserve absolute pain. Stop reading this now unless...

Letter To Her

I hereby write this letter to inform you that i have made the biggest decision ever.

So big yet no so popular decision that you and not even fortune tellers can vision. I don't know why i had to make it but i made it anyway. 

It may be difficult for you to swallow but hey sorry you gotta pay. They say life is unfair ,well it will always be if you don't want to share. By the way its not like i care.

You spend your days and nights watching if i would fail so you can raise your tail. I hate your compliments because the give me no challenge. You told me that the sky is the limit, ooh i dont believe you dammit.


Your told me that am your world while you knew very well you axe was on the wield. You made it look way to perfect while your imp heart was full of subjective reject and deject. You fooled me into believing you deserved better in life when you were nothing but not an equivalent to a wife. Oooh what a knife so sharp you stab in the back like a coward, a true bastard.

I aim for the moon so that if i miss it i simply fall among the stars. I am not afraid to take you head on. Dark or light ,rainy or dry am get you down and gone.

Men Are Not Doggy At All

I made a convenant that i shall forever hold my peace or else i would risk being branded a mysoginist. It would be irresponsible of me to keep this to myself while i watch them moan and groan. I would like to apologise for what i haven't said and what am about to say. I am sorry i took all this long to puke on you egos.

I hear it daily in taxis ,buses and trains, "Men are dogs"!! Heavens forbid i am yet to see any man with a tail,yes we are hairy but not fury. Dearest sisters ,dogs are attracted by dog food that you apparrel your selves in. If you want to attract sheep then be the grass, a dog eats grass when things are tough and its survival of the fittest.

Ladies i hear you say men have no emotions ,where the hell did you hear ,see or read that? The thing is you tend to involve your heart in everything. Somethings are meant only for the brain only.

They say ashes to ashes ,dust to dust but i will say thoughts to brains and feelings to the heart. Learn to take the truth , i mean the real truth not what you want to hear. 

Men have emotions and its a pink lie that we good at hiding them. The thing is we know how to seperate our thoughts from our feelings. Our hearts are fragile and we know it ,so we make sure we hold them like eggs.

Some women say ,men are foolish. Goodness me, the most foolish person is the who gets attracted to a fool.